Anyway, Harrison looks at me and says:
"Mom, this girl on TV just lied! And she was a grown up! It's not ok to lie."
I am speechless. Not only is he up, but he is watching Days of our Lives. Next he says:
"Mom, why do you have to go to the doctor when you are going to have a baby?"
"Why do you ask?" I say.
"Well, the girl on TV is at the doctor and she is going to have a baby. And damn-it, the dad is not there! Whoever that is!"
It might be time to get him implanted with that microchip now.