Congratulations, good parents. I applaud you and all that you do. I bow down to your constant vigilance at raising fine, young upstanding citizens.
I tell you this because of 2 recent conversations I have had with my oldest:
Harrison - Mom, can you tell me about Ryan Seacrest?
Me - Ummmmmmmm. Yeah, ummmmm, he's a host.
Harrison - Oh. He sounds cool.
Me - (inside my head) - AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Later on that day:
Harrison - Later, can you show me some moves like Jagger?
Tomorrow morning at 8am I will register in Parenting 101. I promise. Or you will find me in the living room showing the boys (and girlie!!!) my moves like Jagger!!!! :)
References (for those of you not into pop culture!!!):
Ryan Seacrest (dork)
Song and video - Maroon 5 featuring Christina Aguilera
P.S. There are 6 players on Bennett's soccer team and they wear maroon shirts. They are called Maroon 6!!!